Fat Cats and Hogs

I love slow news cycles. Today local tabloid Abendzeitung featured a top story that will go right onto my list of all-time favorite headlines:

PETTING ZOO ANIMALS FED TO LIONS

Waaaaahhh!!! Don't tell the little ones. Well, according to the deputy director of the Nuremberg Zoo "sharing a cadaver is good for the cats' social skills". Sure sounds like a good team building activity for the next middle management seminar.



Another great slow news cycle item was featured in übertabloid Bild, which devoted a whole page to the swimming white tiger in Vallejo, California, which took over the world press from the half-ton hog shot by that Alabama kid with his 50 caliber handgun.