3/29/06

Propaganda Puppies


Puppies! The unbeatable way to instantly arouse protective instincts in anybody. The more curious it was last night that CNN Headline News ran an unusually extensive story about rampant puppy smuggling around the US-Mexican border. There they were on hidden camera, the cruel profiteers bringing in those unbearably cute bundles of fur and muzzle, endangering their wellbeing and health. There were interviews with the poor victims of puppy smuggling - young mothers, telling tearful tales about buying the cutest little pup for their children, just to see it die a few weeks later. The reporter asked the little boy on one of the mothers' lap, if he knew what happened to the puppy. Only the cruelest mind could've resisted, when the kid stammered 'it died'.

The method of using animal stories to drive home a political point has been used by CNN for a while. I remember that just when the US citizenry had to warm up to the idea that their arch enemies who had threatened them with nuclear anihiliation for about four decades might be turned into their future customers in a soon to be globalized economy by Perestojika, CNN ran an exposee about a Russian bear handler, who sacrificed so much to raise and take care of those adorably well trained bears. It was so heartwarming to see a real life Russian being nice to animals. As enraging as it is to see heartless Mexicans smuggle puppies! Well, at least now we know where CNN stands on immigration reform.

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Watch the CNN report on puppy smuggling.

Puppy photos courtesy of the Cute Overload blog.

3/27/06

Qu'ran


Are the terrorists winning after all? Nonesuch will release a remastered version of Brian Eno and David Byrne's seminal 1981 album 'My Life in the Bush of Ghosts', that omits the song 'Qu'ran', which featured samples of Algerian singers chanting the Koran.

Turns out the Islamic Council of Great Britain had approached the record company with a complaint about the use of the "found" material already a while ago.On his own website Brian Eno explains: The track Qu'ran was left off the UK CD over concerns about its religous implications - the track includes a recording of a reading of the Koran and it may be considered insulting to some followers of the Koran.

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Listen to 'Qu'ran' on the MP3 Blog Banana Nutrament.

Get the original version of "My Life in the Bush of Ghosts".

Get the new version of "My Life in the Bush of Ghosts".

Old Europe


The natural impulse with all new sources of information on the web is to first first check yourself and then delve into your past. So I was indeed impressed, when I was able to see our house in Brooklyn so clearly that you can almost identify the make of cars parked in front. I also discovered that the pigeon breeder across the street actually has two aeries on his roof. Next we checked out my wife's family's home in Germany, where she noticed the ominous absence of the neighbor's house, which was built almost ten years ago.

Heading South to my family's place that peek into the geographical past revealed a beautiful summer's day with my mother's large Italian market umbrella throwing some shade over the place, where she used to put up a table for lunch in the summer. Which was a nice look back to happy days in Bavaria, since my mother has passed away five years ago. Does this prove how poperful Google has become? Can they reverse urban sprawl and wake the dead? Or did they just follow Rumsfeld's advice to look at Europe as old?

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Get Google Earth.

3/23/06

Always A Winner To Me



Golden Glove contender 'Furious Fred' Bothe (left) representing Gleason's Boxing Gym at the semifinals, which were held at the Police Athletic League in the South Bronx last night.


3/22/06

Cautionary Tales


This might very well be the best American Idol season so far. One of the reasons is the ease with which the judges and the host make that show truly their own. There's some doubt though, if that still makes it a show suitable for the target group of tweens and teens. Maybe the foursome's next project should be a sitcom for adults called "Cautionary Tales of the Hazelden Gang", which would be a cross between "Friends", "The Surreal Life" and Sandra Bullock's "28 Days".

And here's a possible cast of characters:

- Randy: If you get used to weed at an early age, your mind and vernacular might get stuck in an ancient pop culture and you could end up sounding like Arsenio Hall for the rest of your life.

- Paula: If that package insert tells you not to mix the meds with alcohol, you really shouldn't.

- Simon: Those blunt, unfiltered steroid aggressions are rather entertaining, but don't forget the longterm physical toll.

- Ryan: If your pharyngeal area suffers from chronic numbness, you can still be a competent host, but if your rapid moodswings start to make your facial expressions skid just a little, it's time to slow down.

3/21/06

Religious Sensitivities


Here's a worthy repost, due to breaking news - Isaac Hayes, who had gained new fame as the voice of Chef in "South Park", left the show, because they "continually ridiculed religion". Hayes didn't mention a particular episode. Acutally South Park creator Matt Stone said: "In 10 years and over 150 episodes of South Park, Isaac never had a problem with the show making fun of Christians, Muslims, Mormons or Jews." But being a member of the Church of Scientology, Hayes obviosuly objected to the episode 'Trapped in the closet" that revealed the secret doctrine of Scientology, which only long-time members are supposed to know after years of visiting so called 'clearing' sessions:



The real butt of that joke was of course Scientology's most outspoken advocate Tom Cruise. There's a whole website called Scientomogy that shows nothing but outrageous clips of the star proseletyizing and/or flipping out on TV.

The episode's plot: when South Park’s Stan gets tested on the Church’s E-meter, he registers as an instant "Operational Tetan 9", which is the highest stage of enlightenment you can reach in their belief system. Stan is considered the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. Subsequently Cruise comes to South Park to talk to the ‚prophet’ and asks Stan what he thinks of his work. The boy replies "You're O.K. I mean you're not Leonardo DiCaprio or Napoleon Dynamite or anything." Cruise is devastated, whines: "I'm a failure in the eyes of the Prophet!" and subsequently locks himself into Stan's bedroom closet. Everybody comes together in Stan’s bedroom and begs: „Come out of the Closet, Tom.“ Later John Travolta, Nicole Kidman and R. Kelly try to help, with Travolta and Kelly getting locked up in the closet as well.

Last week a scheduled rerun of the episode was canceled, supposedly after Cruise threatened to not promote "Mission: Impossible 3," a surefire summer blockbuster, if the offending episode ran (Comedy Central is owned by Viacom, as is Paramount, which is putting out the film). Cruise's spokespeople adamently deny this though.

That hasn't kept Matt Stone and Trey Parker from declaring war: "So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" they said in a statement. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies... You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail!"

Tomorrow "South Park" starts it's new season with an episode called "The Return of Chef", which will no doubt pick up the thread.

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Watch the whole "Trapped in the closet" episode.

3/20/06

Affordable Art


That's an idea many wish they had first - modern art for the cellphone. Downloadable wallpapers for cellphone screens, downloadable for two bucks a piece. Start Mobile out in San Francisco started this gallery of the most affordable art around, so you too can become a collector. And if you really like that image on your cell, you can follow the links to the artists' websites and buy the original on canvas.

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Go buy art at Start Mobile.

3/17/06

Vive l'Afrique


Every major group show wants to be seminal, few ever are. ICP's 'Snap Judgements: New Positions in Contemporary African Photography' could be one of those expections. it truly marks a change of guard from the old-school African photographers like Malick Sidibé, Seydou Keita or Cornélius Yao Augustt Azaglo, who were basically trade workers with studios in market towns, whose main business were passport and family photos and who by mere accident or strike of genius developed styles that suited the tastes and esthetics of Western curators, galerists and collectors.

The new generation of photographers brings a new sensibility of urban Africa to their work that seperates them from their elders and Nothern peers. Boubacar Touré Mandémory's images of Dakar, mostly shot from overhaed or groundlevel perspectives for example change our view of African cities from the social documentarian's outsider view to the insider view of the city's inhabitants.

There's plenty of photographers to discover. Mohamed Canara from Bamako for example, whose first forays into photography with a borrowed digital camera garnered him a solo exhibition at the Tate Modern. The Depth of Field Collective from Lagos, James Marinki's hazy images from nocturnal Nairobi and Jo Ratcliffe's panoramic dreamscapes might be found in Art Fairs from Basel to New York very soon. One of the highlights are the works of Nigerian photographer and filmmaker Andrew Dosunmu though, who brings the hipster style sensibility of Malick Sidibé and the vibe of urban Africa to the West. His videos make Harlem or Brooklyn look like the fun parts of Lagos and Kinshasa. He is also the New York editor of Clam Mag.

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Go to the exhibition's website.

See Andrew Dosunmu's video for Youssou N'Dour.

See Andrew Dosunmu's video portfolio including his great spot for Gitanes and a trailer for his brillant documentary about the Detroit Hair Wars 'Hot Irons' (in the directors/music video section) of The Artists Company.